1. Have a suprise pimple on the day before prom? Stop yo bitchin saturn has a giant hexagonal hurricane 1,250 miles in diameter. Fucking neptune is gunna roll when she hears about this.

     

  2. you may be asking how does one teach a fruitfly to skateboard? The answer is kill it and glue it to the skateboard

     

  3. GUAhhh, WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT SHIT?!?!!? WHAT DOES IT WANT? PLEASE LET IT BE MY WIFE! Ok, i’m going to stop you there and just let the facebook page “i fucking love science”, answer your question:

    This bizarre looking thing is “Ata the humanoid”, a mummified corpse found in the Atacama Desert ten years ago. It’s strange appearance led to many calling it an “alien”, claiming it as proof that extraterrestrials have visited Earth.

    Well, it’s finally been submitted to a battery of tests and the results show it to be fully human. DNA analysis has even managed to pinpoint the location and nationality of its mother. The results do suggest that it was once alive and human, not a hoax, and so asks more questions than they answer.

    The bone analysis suggests that this is not a fetus, but a child between the ages of 6-8. The specimen has just ten ribs (as opposed to 12), is just six inches long and has severe facial deformities. These symptoms do not match up to any known genetic disorder and experts have no idea how such a severely deformed and tiny child could have lived to age six.

     

  4. Say hello to the portugese manoware! Photographed on a light-emitting table to make them look like they don’t belong on the planet earth.

    Now the reason why scientist (and internet wanna be scientist) alike are so gaga for this organism is because it isn’t one organism (PLOT TWIST)

    This freak of nature consist of numerous smaller jellies (called zooids) Now each zooid comes in different categories (simmular to cells in the human body) accept they start life seperate and seek to find other zooids to make a working mega-zooid of awesomeness. Who needs aliens when you have these fucks around.

     

  5. Whoa! Did ghengis Khan cum in the ocean again? No, these are just swirls off ice off the coast of japan pictured from space 

     


  6. Gizomodo’s guide on how to make your own GIF:

    f there’s a reason you haven’t killed yourself by now, it’s probably because you recently saw an animated GIF. But where do they come from? Where do they go? Can you make your own? Like Prometheus before us, we’re going to share the divine power.

    Let’s get this out of the way: You’re going to need Photoshop. I’m using CS6 for our purposes below, but any recent version should be fine. There are other ways to do it—we tried out the web-based GIF-makers picasion.com and makeagif.com, but they both uploaded pictures upside down and generally wasted our time. On an iPhone or iPad, apps like Flixel and Cinemagramwork pretty well, and for Android phones and tablets, we like Fotodanz.

    But the point of this story is to show you how to make the best gif possible on a desktop machine in Mac or Windows. OK, let’s do this like the pros do. (That’s you, soon).

    1. Pick something you want to make a GIF out of

    You can use any video file. I kind of want to make a GIF out of Lana Del Rey’s face, because she’s funny lookin’ and pretty—the combination of the grotesque and sublime make for prime GIF material.

    Here’s a Lana Del Rey music video on YouTube.

    You can download any YouTube video using a number of services like KeepVid.

    Important: Trim the source video file (the thing you want turned into an animated GIF) into a very short segment. Two or three seconds, max. If you don’t do this, your file will be large and unwieldy.

    How To Make a GIF in Five Easy Steps

    2. Put the video in Photoshop

    This part is very easy. File > Import > Video Frames to Layers. Your video file will be slurped into Photoshop and converted into a series of still images strung together. Think of it like a flip book.

    How To Make a GIF in Five Easy StepsIt’ll look like this.

    How To Make a GIF in Five Easy Steps

    3. Adjust quality settings

    You’re going to have to compromise here. The better your GIF looks—the less noise and compression junk in your image, the bigger the file. Hit File > Save for Web and mess around with some settings.

    • You’ll want to keep the “Colors” setting as high as possible. Knocking it down means the GIF is created using fewer colors mixed together, which makes it look less and less like the original video. This saves a lot of space, though. Try to stick with 256, going down a level only as a last resort.
    • Dither: The higher the better. Lower means crappy looking, but smaller file.
    • Web snap: Ignore this.
    • Lossy: Like dither, only reversed. Higher means a worse, smaller file. Slide it around until you hit a sweet spot.

    You should aim for a GIF file that’s no bigger than a few megabytes or so, to be a good internet citizen. Bigger files slow down browsing, and that’s a pain. You can always resize the image with the “Image Size” parameters to cut down on bulk, too.

    4. Save!

    Save the file. Click the save button. This whole thing should have taken you no more than a few minutes.

    Now go you lazy fucks and make tumblr cool!

     

  7. Fucking ferrofluids. By far one of the coolest materials we have

     

  8. Good ol’ Neil Armstrong taking his glamour shot in the prototype space suit that he was going to wear to the moon. (thank god they changed it)

     

  9. Here’s a beautiful shot of a rainbow over mount everest

     

  10. kqedscience:

    Renowned physicist Stephen Hawking is literally and figuratively floating on air in this photo, but he recently stated that humankind “won’t survive another 1,000 years without escaping our fragile planet.”

    (Via Popular Science and RT.)

    This may be the greatest thing ever